I would like to channel all of my Hell Week (what we call the last week of classes at Grinnell)- Finals-graduation-frustration into one big rant about bacon.
I know I'm biased since I've never even tried bacon before, but, whatever, I can judge if I want to.
BACON SHOULD NOT BE ON CUPCAKES.
BACON SHOULD NOT BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.
AND BACON SHOULD CERTAINLY NOT BE A FLAVOR OF VODKA.
Y'all should eat salads. Not porcine carcass.